By: MelleYeah

2 words: food….poisoning. Your dead asleep…..suddenly! you wake up….and notice……somethin’s comin out….one way or the other and/or both….You my friend; have food poisoning! All it takes is 1 bad tuna sandwich and your outta work for a day! I’m a vegetarian, so I get what I call ”meat poisoning” It pretty much has the same effect as actual food poisoning, but it is caused by eating somewhere that unknowingly serves me meat in something. My best pre-call in tip: do some sit ups or jumping jacks to give yourself that breathy voice.
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