By: Fruity Pebbles

I went into work on a Saturday after some partaying with too much booze still in my digestive system, and strenuously vomited all my cereal into a wastebasket in front of everybody about 40 minutes after I started work. If you’re not known as a drinky person, this sort of ‘intestinal flu’ is a Golden Ticket that gets you back home by 9 a.m. After a few hours sleep and some chiropractic healing, I was 1000% and chillin’ with my stepson and his friends by a lake up toward Temple-Tucky, instead of still at work.

Note: if do you show up drunk at work all the time, you don’t generally get or deserve this level of slack. I’ve found that by showing up 98% of the time, I can ‘bang in’ when I really need to without any beef.

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