By: Doodle

I had a doofus back into my otherwise pristine Monte Carlo a while back.
This was on a Friday. So Monday comes around, and I wanted to extend my weekend a few hours, so I called in late, saying I got in a light accident, and bumped my head…and I’ll be in late…

Now, seeing as I obviously wasn’t thinking clearly, I was no where near my car when it got hit, nor did i actually bump my head, so i did the only thing I could do: I repeatedly rapped myself in the forehead with my knuckles until it formed a healthy egg just over my brow.

Worked like a charm.

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